Dozen reasons why Bicycles are better than Women!!! 

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           (i)          Bicycles don't get pregnant.

 

 

 

 

           

          (ii)         You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

                                

         (iii)         Bicycles don't have parents.

      

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        (iv)         Bicycles don't whine unless something is wrong.

                        

         (v)         You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

                              

        (vi)         Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.

                   

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       (vii)         When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

                    

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      (viii)        Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

            

 

        

 

 

 

 

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       (ix)        Bicycles aren't phased if you snore.

   

   

       (x)        Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

 

 

 

 

    

(xi)        Bicycles don't belittle you if you're a bad rider.

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   (xii)        Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
 

       

  
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