10 more reasons why Bicycles are better than Women!!! 

   (xiii)        Bicycles don't get miffed if you're late.

 

          

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     (xiv)        You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

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     (xv)        If your Bicycle starts looking daggy, you can paint it or get some new bits.

                                   

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(xvi)       You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to do the movie, dinner thing.

 

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             (xvii)       Bicycles don't "give a tinker's cuss" if you look at other Bicycles.

                   (xviii)        Bicycles cost less.

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(xix)       Bicycles don't engage an attorney if you want to trade-up to a new bike.

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(xx)        Bicycles don't care if the garbage gets missed, or the car hasn't been washed in "yonks".

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(xxi)        Bicycles don't criticise you if you hose yourself out on the slops, but they sure as hell remind you often enough if you do.

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                   (xxii)        Bicycles don't get headaches.

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                   (xxii)        The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a helmet.