More RedNeck knowledge, pointers and valuable etiquette tips RedNeck Beneficiary ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A redneck passed away and left his entire estate  to his beloved ...  but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  RedNeck Esky  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying  in a RedNeck motel?  When you call the front desk and say,  I gotta leak in my sink, and the  clerk replies, "Go ahead".  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  RedNeck Cellar  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  RedNeck Garden  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  Did you hear that they have raised the minimum  drinking age for RedNecks to 32?   It seems they want to keep alcohol  out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  RedNeck Weenie Roast  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A new RedNeck law was just recently passed .  When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ↓   ↓   ↓   ↓   ↓